Lauryn Hill usually keeps to herself and turns the sprinklers on any kids who try to play on her yard, but she made a rare appearance at the Tanzania Education Trust Gala in NYC last night. It’s nice to see Lauryn’s ass, but I really don’t know what to make of THOSE FURRY EYE VALANACES!!!!
If a family of rabid squirrels burrowed in Lauryn’s brows while she was taking a heavy nap, then forgive me and let’s move on. But if Lauryn let one of her friends weave and braid her brows with their feet, then we’re going to need to have a long talk over a brow brush and a furminator.