DWTS: Marked As Spam

April 20, 2010 / Posted by:

If your inbox kept shutting down yesterday like Aretha Franklin’s digestive system at an all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ buffet, then it was probably because it got Kate Gosselin’s mass e-mail and refused to partake in her fuckery. Even your Norton Virus protection put up its hands, refused to touch it and screamed, “Not doing it. You’ll have to bareback this one.”

Life & Style got a hold of the e-mail Kate sent to all her friends (She has those?) before last night’s episode of Dancing with the Has-Beens. In the e-mail, Kate begs everyone to pass her plea for votes to all their friends. This shit isn’t that big of a deal since I’m sure all the contestants do crap like this, but it’s funny that Kate continues to blame the media for why she has the dancing skills of an old wheezy paraplegic goat.

Here’s Kate stomping her way through “Don’t You Forget About Me” in a tribute (insert side-eye from Angel John Hughes here) to The Breakfast Club last night. Fun fact: “Don’t you forget about me” is also what Kate texts to every tabloid reporter, entertainment show producer and paparazzo on a weekly basis.

My favorite part is when Kate said she’s soooooo tired because her 8 chirruns came to visit her. When she’s not blaming all of us, she’s blaming THE CHILDREN! Somebody slap her in the mouth with a Pixie Stix and Cap’n Crunch sandwich.

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