Sit on your hands before you get the urge to put these pictures into Photoshop so that you can replace Betty White’s nekkid ass nekkid hot dog with all kinds of props from the gutter. I know how your dirty filthy not-right ass works (I’m projecting here). Betty is the internet’s memawmaw and we cannot disrespect her! Now that I think about it, it would be disrespectful to NOT Photoshop dirtiness (e.g. Blanche’s favorite double-sided dildo, Dorothy’s big toe, a penis-shaped cheesecake, etc….) over that hot dog, so have at it. It’s what Betty wants!
Anyways, here’s Betty getting mean on a naked hot dog at the opening of Pink’s at Universal Citywalk yesterday. The second thumbnail perfectly illustrates how I feel most days. I’m jealous of the bitch who got shanked by Betty after that picture was taken.