Michael Douglas’ 31-year-old butch lezzie son Cameron Douglas was sentenced to 5 years in prison today for conspiring to sell meth and heroin. Cameron was arrested last summer after a police informant received a half-pound of crystal meth from him in the mail. Cameron faced 10 years in the dick dungeon, but the judge knocked off 5 years for whatever reason.
The judge still managed to throw in a few words of bitchery during his sentencing in NYC today. Cameron’s father, mother and stepmother all set in letters to the judge crying about how he’s sober now and cleaning up his act. The judge thought the letters painted Cameron as some victim who got caught up in the bad shit which led him into the hood rat way of life. The judge told Cameron in court today, “Get over that idea.”
In addition to the 5 years in prison, Cameron also received a $25,000 fine and 450 hours of community service. The judge also said that once Cameron gets out of prison, he has to dye his hair ginger, legally change his name to Rojo Caliente and move next door to a certain gayling in Brooklyn. Okay, I made up that last part, but Cameron does give off an air of saw dust. I probably would.