Afternoon Crumbs

Kunty Karl wants to nibble on your braaaaaaaiiins. Don’t worry, Karl won’t swallow because he really doesn’t want to get fat – Celebitchy

Askars with a Ryan Cabrera-sponsored guinea pig mop on his head – Towleroad

For a stoner second, I thought Ryan Gosling’s make-up artist was Jason Castro from American Idol – Lainey Gossip

Askars reading your love letters while trying to ignore a swizzle stick in a bikini – Egotastic!

Any dude who appreciates the scent of pickles on his dick is in luck, because Snooki is single – The Superficial

JWoah (it is Joey Lawrence’s birthday) stretching the limits of a tube top – Hollywood Tuna

The closest you will ever get to a Sinead O’Connor nip slip (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

MiserAlba straddles a piece of hard wood – Popoholic

Boone in GQ – Just Jared

Sookeh Stackhouse swings every which way. Fucking literally. – Popsugar

Iron Man 2: GOOP Punched would be the highest grossing everything of all-time and forever – OMG Blog

Jessica Simpson’s bodyguards dress better than she does – ICYDK

Would you like penis fleas with your margarita? – Hollywood Rag

Up in the Womb – I’m Not Obsessed

Sluts and blunts – Cityrag

David Walliams’ fiancee sounds like a good time – Holy Moly!

You’ll have to wait longer to see Daniel Craig in a speedo again – SOW