These Two Crazy Skeletons Belong Together

April 19, 2010 / Posted by:

Both Larry King and his wife of nearly 13 years Shawn Southwick filed for divorce last week after getting into a fight over the allegations that he’s fucking her sister. Well, People says there’s a good chance they won’t quit each other after all. Larry’s lawyer had this to say:

“There’s a 50-50 chance this divorce is not happening. His focus is on the best interest of his children. It’s not clear to me which way he’s going to turn on this issue.”

After all the dust from Larry’s orifices settled, they probably decided that deep down they still love each other. Larry knows that he will never find another lady who won’t choke on her own vomit at the sight of him eating a whole raw fish like The Penguin in Batman.

Shawn realizes that after humping on Larry’s body for all these years, she’s officially a necrophiliac. And why should she go trolling the morgues for dead bodies to fornicate with when she’s got one at home? They belong together!

UPDATE: Larry’s lawyer says their divorce is postponed for two weeks while they work some shit out. Zombie love forever!

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