The Real Mistresses Of Skank County

April 19, 2010 / Posted by:

I would most likely watch a reality show starring one of Snooki’s turds, but even I would never EVER torture my eyes by watching a shit show featuring Bombshell McGee and Jamie Jungers. My TV has been through enough and antibiotics no longer work against the stank diseases I expose it to.

TMZ reports that Vanilla Gorilla’s own Eva Braun and a member of Tiger Woods’ harem might host a reality show about cheating celebrities. Bobby Goldstein, the creator of Cheaters, is currently shopping around a reality show that will try to catch cheating celebrities in the act. And the world is one step closer to being swallowed by Hades.

This Bobby Goldstein trick needs more people who will tell him that the likes of Bombshell and Jamie can never replicate the genius of Joey Greco. Nobody can pretend to get stabbed like Joey can. Wait. Now that I think about it, maybe this reality show isn’t such a bad idea after all. Watching Bombshell getting chased by an angry celebwhore with a shank wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world….

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