The Belle Of The Glitter Ball

April 19, 2010 / Posted by:

If Audrey II chewed up both Hottie from Flavor of Love and Ursula the Sea Witch at the same time and then spat out a giant loogie, it would look like this glorious goddess you see before you.

It’s Jaila Simms from Making the Band killing hos with her beauty at Saturday night’s GLAAD Awards in Los Angeles. And I’m not just saying that. I think several hos actually died from choking on the wig glue fumes wafting off of Jaila’s head. Not only did Jaila’s wig put another crack in the ozone layer, but it looks like it’s biting into her scalp and refusing to let go! But I guess you haven’t really fought for glamour until your wig has eaten your forehead off. Bleeding for glamour: Jaila is doing it right!

In addition to Jaila, the GLAAD Awards also brought out other fanciful glittermeisters including: Chaz Bono (who is seriously turning into a giant penis head) with his girlfriend, The Discountess, McSteamy with Noxzema Girl, Glamberace, Johnny Weir, RuPaul, Bryan Batt, Chupacabra Zoe’s assistant Brad, Apollonia and Candis Cayne.

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