Shayne Lamas, the winner of The Bachelor 12 and The Empress of Lucite’s arch rival, got married in Las Vegas last night to a dude she barely met the night before. TMZ says that Shayne kicked the already dead horse known as marriage with Nik Richie, the owner of TheDirty.com.
Nik sort of confirmed this mess by Tweeting: “Married“.
The only way I would approve of this disaster is if Shayne wore the stunning craft project ensemble (made out of discarded costumes from a community theater’s production of Rocky Horror Picture Show) in the picture above. But Shayne didn’t wear that. She wore a sheet from a nearby Motel 6 instead. Click here to see the picture of Shayne and her soon-to-be ex-husband on their wedding night. You might want to eat a packet of Sobrietol before click over, because that picture gave me an instant hangover.