Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 19, 2010 / Posted by:

Bambi (as played by Ashley Madekwe) on Secret Diary of a Call Girl

My Tivo is fuller than the Duggar’s toilet after Thanksgiving dinner, so I’m barely catching up on the last season of Secret Diary of a Call Girl. But so far my favorite ho this season is Bambi, the low-budget pigeonhead turned high-class vagina vendor with a gold-plated heart. Bambi gives hope to all the broke down pieces of trash out there (including yours truly) who want to move up to a shinier corner on the ho stroll. If Bambi can lease out her genitals for the price of a gently used Pinto, so can any of us!

However, my only major problem with Secret Diary of a Call Girl is that most of the johns are actually kind of hot. You know, the kind of bitches you might do for free. None of them have greasy fupa, halitosis of the peen or misshapen moobs. False advertising!

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