Fighting The Hot One Toe At A Time

April 19, 2010 / Posted by:

Last Summer, I prayed that the evil and satanic Vibram toe shoes would be banished into the inner depths of Hell where they belong. Well, it looks like they refuse to die a painful death, because they found a home on Channing Tatum’s feet today.

You know, if Channing wants to wear those nasty things in the privacy of his own home to have protected toe sex with his wife, then that’s his kinky life. Toe fuck away. But he needs to keep the fuggery behind closed doors where it belongs. The public does not need to be exposed to that horrific shit! The streets are already filled with enough scary creatures. If I was innocently walking down the street with my eyes staring down at the sidewalk and came across Channing’s feet, I’d probably shank him with my keys thinking he’s some kind of mutant lizard. You don’t play with shit like that.

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