Amy Wino loves her new tits so much that she has attached herself to an even bigger one: her ex-husband BLAAAAAAAKE Fielder-Civil! Wino is definitely bumping crack boxes with Blaaaaaaake again, because the two were spotted all over Camden this past weekend. As Wino and Blaaaaake walked down the sidewalk, every dealer in Camden pirouetted and leaped through the streets. Even the roaches did the dick slappy dance, because Wino and Blaaake being back in the neighborhood takes the heat off of them. Re-direct your cans of RAID.
The Sun says that Wino plans to move Blaaaaaake into her new Camden crack den. Wino apparently bragged about being back with Blaaaake on her Facebook page. Wino wrote: “The king and queen of Camden are coming home.”
REJOICE! Camden should celebrate Wino and Blaaaake’s return by throwing them a parade. Specifically, a parade that leads them from Camden to a certain fiery pit in Iceland. No, I don’t mean that. Although, if Blaaaake was thrown into a volcano, a billowy cloud of heroin would envelope the planet. That’s one way to go.