Sunday Crumbs

April 18, 2010 / Posted by:

A pregnant Betty White wielding a chainsaw while riding a John Ritter Centuar. If I owned a car, this piece of high-art would be airbrushed on my hood – Neatorama

Charlie Sheen shaved his toupee off. His head is almost as smooth as the vaginas of the call girls he keeps on pay roll – TMZ

Yeah, I’m Oprah’s long-lost father too….. Get in the back of the line, daddy – Radar

Danny Glover’s old ass got arrested for trespassing. Meanwhile, his Lethal Weapon co-star Mel Gibson is still roaming the world freely – HuffPo

Kelly Bundy is engaged to be married! I hope she does the Bundy Bounce down the aisle – UsWeekly

Twatter Battles: Jenna Jameson vs. Kendra’s mama je’e – ONTD

Fishsticks Paltrow will not be partaking in lezzie tranny sex with Nicole Kidman after all – Socialite Life

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