And here’s another “Harpo, who dis woman?” moment brought to you by the fuckery makers over at Esquire!
At first, I had no idea who the hell this was. Then I thought maybe this is one of those “perfect woman” hybrids. You know, where they create the perfect woman by taking Julianne Moore’s eyes, Janet Jackson’s second nose, Jessica Biel’s bottom lip, Carrot Top’s mane, Rojo Caliente’s flavor, etc.. etc…. But no, apparently this Christina Hendricks giving us just an appetizer of titty. Whoever is responsible for Photoshopping needed to stop staring at her chichis while working on her face. I know they are a magnificent sight to behold, but DAMN!