In what I’m hoping is going to become an ongoing series, Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs tackles the dirty job of giving a dramatic reading of Tiger Woods‘ dirty filthy sext messages.
If every time you threw a penny into a fountain you wished that one day your ears will have the pleasure of hearing Mike Rowe whisper the words, “You’re my fucking whore. So when can I have that ass again?,” then your wish has finally come true. You now have a ring tone for everything! Who needs to set their cell phones to vibrate when Mike Rowe’s voice can rock you gently.
Okay, enough with the foreplay! Take off your pants, gently fold them over a chair and press play: