Kief Being Kief

April 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Kiefer Sutherland was photographed running drunk and shirtless through the streets of London last night after being ejected from a strip club. The above is not a picture from last night, but Kiefer looked just like that sans the delicate pink flower growing out of his peen hole. Sadly, there were no flowers last night.

The Sun says that it all started out pretty mellow for Kiefer. He had a couple of bottles of wine with a friend at the bar of The Covent Garden Hotel. At around 2am, Kiefer had the choice to either retire to his room and pass out on his bed, or continue the boozery by visiting a pussy shaking club. Since Charlie Sheen is in rehab and one teen idol from the 80s must represent fuckery at all times, Kiefer chose the latter.

Kiefer showed up at Stringfellows Gentlemen Club at 2am and a source said he “went bananas, shouting nonsense and dancing like Peter Crouch before kicking off when asked to leave.”

In case you don’t know what the Peter Crouch dance is, here you go. It’s kind of like a fluid version of the Suri Dance.

He was escorted out of the club by security at around 3:30am. He sat in the back of his car for 30-minutes until he eventually stumbled back to his hotel.

No Christmas trees were murdered, and no fashions designers were headbutted, so if you ask me it was a pretty good night for Kief.

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