Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which singer took so much ketamine at a party she ended up taking off all her clothes? (Popbitch)

Ke$ha, but let’s not assume she was snorting cat zzzzs powder. Maybe who ever was throwing the party wanted everyone to get the hell out, so he told Ke$ha to get naked. That’s one way of clearing a room.

This actress always talks about how much she loves her body, and how hard she works to keep in shape. She talks about how proud she is to have a dancer’s body – lean and strong. We hear though, that she became very sensitive about the constant teasing from an ex-boyfriend about how boyish her body was. He even gave her the nickname Flatsy. So, approximately nine days ago, she had that situation amended. Nothing extreme, but definitely some added curves where none existed before. When asked about it, she denies having any plastic surgery, and says that her figure looks less boy-like because she’s been working really hard on narrowing her waist and rounding out her butt with special exercises. She almost has us fooled. Not. (Blind Gossip)

Kate Hudson? A-Roidy would think the nickname “Flatsy” is hilariously creative. I know, this coming from a bitch who calls Prince Harry Prince Hot Ginge.

This very aging, fantastic actor who has had some great roles in great movies, but has never really been more than B- list, was caught by flight attendants while he was, umm being handled by his assistant on a recent flight. (CDAN)

Ian McKellen? And his assistant was only trying to get his circulation going. His peen goes numb during long flights.

This Academy Award winner/nominee actress recently sold her wedding ring to pay off gambling debts of one of her children. She told her A list movie actor husband she had lost the ring because he told her not to help this child anymore who she had with another celebrity. (CDAN)

Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas (A for Antonio)? I wonder if Melanie used Cash4Gold?