Afternoon Crumbs

Mimi continues to go for gold in the Spanx Olympics – Lainey Gossip

Spencer Pratt shouldn’t even, because soon the only booking he’ll be able to get is a Tijuana donkey show – The Superficial

Speaking of donkey shows… – Hollywood Tuna

Candice Swanepoel in GQ South Africa – Egotastic!

Is Johnny Weir trying to tell us that his autobiography will feature a lot hot glittery gay sex? – Towleroad

Amanda Seyfriend and her dog share another beautiful intimate moment together (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Womb Watch: Jennifer Garner might have the BABIES!!! – Celebitchy

Is this picture of ScarJo from her junior high school yearbook in the early 90s? – Popoholic

The luckiest white t-shirt in California – Popsugar

Wentworth Miller finally broke out of prison and went straight to the buffet – Just Jared

Can we get Chris Hansen to Quantum Leap to 1980s Canada so he can handle this pervy ass perv – OMG Blog

I still would…on a bed of butter – SOW

Crystal Bowersox almost quit American Idol, because she really couldn’t go on without Paula’s crackery to take her higher – ICYDK

And then the seal bit her ear off – Cityrag

Pamela Anderson’s tits are fully covered. Mark this day in history… – Hollywood Rag

Gonorrhea for your ears – Popbytes