The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 14th!

April 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Jesus sent his most exquisite angel to deliver a beautiful bra made of angel feathers and tin foil for Aretha Franklin. – Hard.Hat

Runners-up:

After sucking the life and hotness out of her last boy, Madonna goes cruising for a new Jesus. – K-tron

The new Toyota Priestus guarantees you’ll go straight to heaven if your car speeds off a cliff. – starvis

How much truth are you really gonna get when you combine organized religion with a used car salesman? – heathie

(Thanks Mary)

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