Shawn Southwick Is Getting Paid!

April 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Larry King is probably busting nut dust all over the ass of Shawn Southwick’s sister, but he’s not going to be breaking out into an orgasm after a chunk of his fortune is snatched away from him.

TMZ is hearing that Larry King and his wife Shawn don’t have a prenup. When TMZ asked their source why Larry didn’t use his protection when he got married, they said, “She is a tall, good-looking blonde and that pretty much explains it.”

Larry’s crypt is currently filled with $144 million. California law states that any money Larry made during the marriage has to be split 50/50. Another victory for the gold diggers of the world! Raise your lucite heels.

The money Shawn collects will pay for the $1000 sheets that she will wipe her brow with when she wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat after nightmarin’ about Larry’s cob web covered belly button slapping her in the mouth while he titty fucks her. Unfortunately, no amount of money can erase those horrific images from her brain. She’s scarred for life. Every time she looks at an iguana, her vagina will pass out.

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