Lindsay Lohan Can’t Be Bothered

Lindsay Lohan had only one important thing to do yesterday, and one thing only. Lindsay just had to show up for a scheduled deposition in the lawsuit against her that alleges she held three dudes hostage in her SUV back in 2007. But since Lindsay’s lawyers weren’t thinking ahead by leaving a trail of JD shots from the parking lot up to the office, so she never made it to the deposition.

TMZ says that Lindsay showed up 90-minutes late and didn’t even get out of her car. Lindsay told the lawyers she only had a couple of hours, so they sent her ass away because they didn’t want to bother if she couldn’t stay all day.

Meanwhile, Michael Lohan is busy scratching up our retinas with his long-grain nipples instead of dragging “this child” (copyright: White Oprah) by the hair up to her deposition. Wait for Lindsay to diarrhea all over her Twitter about how she showed up late, because the paps secretly turned her clocks back a couple of hours to see her fail. Or how that bag of the bad shit in the pocket of her pants isn’t hers. Oh wait, that’s another excuse for another day.

Here’s Lindsay looking bloated, bombed and barfy while shopping and lunching yesterday. I will say that I do like her “Ode to the early 90s” floral dress. All she needs is a matching headband, tights from Contempo Casuals and black suede scrunch boots held up by a rubber band.