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April 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Dominic Deville, the evil clown parents can hire to stalk and terrorize their children as a birthday gift! The perfect gift for parents who hate their kids!

For the chirruns out there who love the movie It so much they want to be in it, there’s a service in Switzerland where their parents can hire Dominic to send out evil text messages and phone calls for 7 days. Dominic warns the kids that they are about to be attacked. On the 7th day, Dominic goes in for the kill and tries to hit the child in the face with a cake. If the child manages to dodge the attack, he gets the cake as a present. If the child has a nervous breakdown and/or stabs Dominic in the groin, then the parents get to go to jail! I made up that last part, but it should really be in the contract.

Dominic says it’s all in good fun and the children actually like being stalked (Dear Pedobear, don’t even think about submitting an application for employment). Dominic tells Metro UK, “The clown will never break into a residence or show up at work. It’s all in fun and if, at any point, the kids get scared or their parents are concerned, we stop right there. But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.

And no, a visit from Dominic doesn’t come with a coupon book for a lifetime supply of therapy and anti-anxiety meds.

(For M.E.)

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