The break-up curse is striking harder than a bitch! It has already claimed Sugartits and Zombie Larry King as its victims, and now it can add Melissa Etheridge to the pile. People reports that Melissa and Tammy Lynn Michaels have stopped scissoring after 9 years! April 15th is the worst!
When the lesbians start breaking up, that means there’s no hope for any of us. Just grab a tub of cake batter and join Jennifer Aniston on the La-Z-Boy sofa of life! Take a Benadryl if you’re allergic to cats.
Melissa’s rep issued this simple statement of words which doesn’t include any dirty details as to why they dropped the love: “Melissa and Tammy Etheridge are saddened to announce that they are now separated. We ask for consideration and respect for our family as we go through this difficult period.”
Melissa and Tammy are moms to 3-year-old twins Miller and Johnnie Rose (which also sounds like a cocktail you can order at Claim Jumper). Melissa also has two kids with former partner Julie Cypher.
If Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon announce they’re splitting up today, just push me before I find out.