Twitter is really going to be the death of us all. Since April 15th is already the worst day of the year, let’s go out with a bang (to the genitals). Here’s Michael Lohan showing off his overcooked, overplucked and overfucked body on Twitter.
Stick a Little Tree under your nostrils, because this picture reeks of Axe, 2-week-old cigarette butts found in the gutter, Pisco Sours, a burnt tampon, baby oil and taint cheese.
But seriously, you don’t have to act like you wouldn’t chew on his nipples even though they look like puss-filled butt pimples. On second thought, if you really feel that way maybe you should act like you wouldn’t…..