Dear The Situation, This Is Your Future

April 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Twitter is really going to be the death of us all. Since April 15th is already the worst day of the year, let’s go out with a bang (to the genitals). Here’s Michael Lohan showing off his overcooked, overplucked and overfucked body on Twitter.

Stick a Little Tree under your nostrils, because this picture reeks of Axe, 2-week-old cigarette butts found in the gutter, Pisco Sours, a burnt tampon, baby oil and taint cheese.

But seriously, you don’t have to act like you wouldn’t chew on his nipples even though they look like puss-filled butt pimples. On second thought, if you really feel that way maybe you should act like you wouldn’t…..

Source: Michael Lohan’s Twitter (which is a treasure trove of fuckery in itself) via ONTD

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