True Love Is Dying All Around Us Today

April 14, 2010 / Posted by:

First came the news of the demise of Larry King’s marriage, and now People says that Mel Gibson has returned his Russian baby mama Oksana Grigorieva to the gold digging factory from which she came from! We’re all getting dumped today! It’s National Jessica Simpson (or Jennifer Aniston, depending on what your mood is) Day!

Mel and Oksana have only been dating for a little over a year, but apparently they broke up shortly after the birth of their 5-month-old daughter. A source says, “They just drifted apart. They’re both working hard on their careers and trying to raise a sweet baby together. They’re still friends and they’ll both raise Lucia together.”

You know, Oksana is proving to all gold diggers in training out there that you don’t have to get married to get paid. Pop out the baby, collect your check and be on your way to the next mark. Oksana’s already has Mel Gibson and Timothy Dalton’s pictures on her Wall of Fame, so I wonder who’s next. Gird your sperm, because she’s coming!

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