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April 14, 2010 / Posted by:

Hevisaurus, a kiddie metal dinosaur band from Finland!

If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles broke into RiRi’s costume closet and dyed a few of Brit Brit’s old ratty tattered weaves before putting them on their heads, they would look just like Hevisaurus! Hevisaurus is a metal band just for kids, and the chirruns are going crazy for them over in Finland! It’s not uncommon to see toddlers ripping heads off of doves or moshing for their 3-year-old lives at a Hevisaurus show!

Below is a clip of Hevisaurus in action. Yes, they call this shit metal, but it sounds more like if Journey and Kiss collaborated on a theme song for a Nickelodeon movie.

And don’t ask me what’s the story with those bananas. I mean, we’re watching grown men in dino costumes rocking out in front of toddlers. There’s more important things to worry about.

(For Jen)

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