InTouch Weekly’s cover story is all about Charlie Sheen’s alleged affair with a lingerie model named Angelina Tracy. Their proof was this picture of Charlie Sheen leaving Angelina’s house in a full-proof disguise! Yes, basically Charlie Sheen is trying to jack everyone off with Vanilla Gorilla’s Hitler stache. We see you.
Anyway, Charlie’s spokeswhore denied the affair and also gave the BEST explanation as to why Charlie was in disguise:
“The woman in question is the sister of one of Sheen’s campmates and Sheen was only responding to a 12th-step call. Since Sheen knew he was being followed and how this would look, he wore the moustache in a tongue-in-cheek disguise gesture.”
HA! If you ever need an excuse, call up Charlie Sheen, because he’s a professional at that shit. If being the highest paid actor on TV doesn’t pan out for him, Charlie should sell excuses. I mean “tongue-in-cheek“? I’m sure his tongue was in her cheeks alright.