The Desperate Housewives Stand By Their Main Gay

April 13, 2010 / Posted by:

Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, Teri Snatcher and Eva Longoria issued a joint statement today regarding the claims that their Desperate Housewives boss Marc Cherry verbally and physically assaulted Nicollette Sheridan. Of course, they have left Nicollette in the shade and joined Marc on the grassy knoll called A PAYCHECK. This is what they had to say:

“It would be irresponsible of us to let the public believe that being a part of this show from its inception has been anything but a blessing.

We have no first-hand knowledge of what Nicollette may or may not have experienced, but we would never characterize our set as a hostile environment. It is, in fact, the opposite. The friendships and support that Marc Cherry, the cast, the crew and the producers have shared for the past six years have made this a wonderful job that we are grateful for every day.”

Teri also released her own statement, because in court papers Nicollette claimed that she too had complained to ABC about Marc’s mega bitch ways.

“While my adoration and respect for the classic and dynamic chemistry of the characters of Susan and Edie is indelible, I’m honored to stand with Eva, Felicity and Marcia, as a group and clarify that our set environment is nothing less than an amazingly positive experience. I have never felt discriminated against. In fact, I have felt heard and respected by Marc and other executives in regards to both my professional and personal needs.”

Obviously, they are going to stand behind Marc! They are afraid of his ass! If they don’t, he’ll gracefully take them each by the hand, lead them to the side and tell the orchestra to play Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5. Then just when the music starts to swell up, he’ll slappity slap them across each cheek like a true dramatic cunt queen! Bitches know, and they don’t want to go there.

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