That Milkshake Is Really Costing Nas

April 13, 2010 / Posted by:

If the donation basket at your church goes missing or you find that someone snatched a $5 bill out of your wallet in the middle of the night, it was probably Nas who did it! That’s because a judge has ordered that he must pay Kelis $47,249.42 in back child support payments. And that is not all!

TMZ reports that Nas must also stuff Kelis’ cleavage with $40,454 in back spousal support and $48,549.83 for her accounting expenses. Nas’ checking account will also take another hit, because he has to fork over 90% of her legal fees which total $155,787.28. Furthermore, Kelis will get a monthly $10,000 check from Nas until he pays off the $299,015.50 he owes her in spousal support.

I bet Kelis’ eyes were shining bright yesterday with all the sparkly dollar signs floating around her head. DAMN!

Kelis is my hero of the minute, because not only did her milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, but it also brought all the mooooonies to her wallet.

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