Sigourney Needs To Stop
Sigourney Weaver thinks she knows exactly why James Cameron doesn’t have an Oscar for Avatar, and it has nothing to do with the fact that his movie was basically a rip-off of Fern Gully with overgrown Smurfs who don’t know how to do sex right (they really don’t). Sigourney thinks that voters didn’t give James an Oscar, because he doesn’t have a pair of succulent breasts like Kathryn Bigelow! Hold your laughter until after she’s finished.
While promoting Avatar in Brazil over the weekend, Sigourney explained her theory to Folha Online (via Page Six), “Jim didn’t have breasts, and I think that was the reason. He should have taken home that Oscar. In the past, ‘Avatar’ would have won because they [Oscar voters] loved to hand out awards to big productions, like ‘Ben-Hur.’ Today it’s fashionable to give the Oscar to a small movie that nobody saw.”
Sigourney is making no sense, because I’m sure James’ mammaries can fill out a DD bra more than Kathryn’s rack can. If the Oscar voters were voting based on chichi situation, then James should’ve won nipples down. Besides, it’s a damn stupid Oscar! Who cares?! Sigourney acts like James lost out on a lifetime supply of Blizzards from DQ. Now that is some real shit to holler over. But an Oscar that you have to dust every week?! Wrong cause, Ripley.