Jessica Simpson Tweeted a couple of photos yesterday of her wig orgy with Ken Paves during a flight. Jessica posted the picture above with the caption: “Carol Brady who? :)” CAROL BRADY?! Bitch wishes she looked like Barry Williams’ favorite MILF to fap to.
Jessica looks more like a middle-aged Palm Springs swinger from the 70s who spends her days sipping vodka lemonade in her backyard while her Latin house boy spreads tanning oil all over her body. So basically, she looks like Ken Paves.
And here’s another one:
Obviously, Jessica didn’t take a pair of scissors to her mane. If she did, Papa Joe would be proudly walking the streets in a bikini made from Jessica’s hair.