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April 12, 2010 / Posted by:

The Hate Man of Berkley’s Telegraph Avenue

73-year-old Mark Hawthorne was a reporter from The New York Times in the 60s, but he “opted out of normal society” in the mid-80s and now he’s a cross-dressing, trash-eating homeless messiah who hates everyone and everything! A professional hater! Like the pepaw I never had!

The San Francisco Chronicle had a few words with The Hate Man who hangs out on Telegraph in Berkley, CA.

They asked him if he really, really hates everything. The Hate Man answered, “I do. But it’s a new way of hating. It’s about being straight with people. The dictionary defines hate as hostility, but that’s heavy. My idea is to be straight about negative feelings that we all have, which is what hate is, and then you can have a real conversation. Don’t be threatening or angry or snotty – just straight…. I’m into positives, but we should be straight about the negatives to clear them first. My philosophy is to feel the positives more than say them. Act them out.

The Hate Man doesn’t really ask for coins from passersby, so he gets everything he needs from the trash including clothes and food. The Hate Man even claims he likes eating out of trash cans, “It’s free. It makes your immune system strong. It’s risky and offensive to some people, but I’m cautious. I sniff it and don’t just eat anything.”

Words to live by. Before putting anything in your mouth, you should sniff it to make sure it’s not going to make your stomach turn inside/out later on. That was mostly directed towards anybody who’s about to go down on a Lohan.

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