Dame Elizabeth Taylor Is Not Getting Married

April 12, 2010 / Posted by:

Wash out the image from your head of Dame Elizabeth Taylor rolling down the wedding aisle in a wheelchair decorated with paper swans and rhinestone garland, because she is not going to marry Jason Winters (the piece on left)after all. On Friday, UsWeekly said that Dame Liz recently got engaged to Jason. Dame Liz set the record straight on Twitter and wants you to know that Jason is only a friend.

# The rumors regarding my engagement simply aren’t true. Jason is my manager and dearest friend. I love him with all my heart.
about 5 hours ago via web

So when Dame Liz howled in woe at the thought of marrying again, she meant it!

Actually, don’t wash the image of Dame Liz rolling down the aisle just yet, because now that she’s not marrying Jason, she can devote all her time to planning her fake commitment ceremony to her true TRUE true love Kathy Ireland. In case you need proof of Dame Liz’s permanent hard-on for Kathy, here you go:

Kathy was delightful, gorgeous and fit the music they chose perfectly. If they ever do a remake of The King and I she should star in it.
10:48 PM Sep 28th, 2009 via web

This can be the cover of their invitation:

This needs to happen!

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