Bombshell Is Sorry
This is rich! Or should I say, this is reich! Bombshell McGee is the one who made this mess public when she sold her tales of the Vanilla Gorilla to InTouch Weekly for $30,000, and now she’s throwing Sandra Bullock a flurry or “I’m sorries” for MAKING THIS PUBLIC!
This is the kind of bitch right here that will shank you in the asshole in front of everyone, watch you cry as your anus bleeds, and then hug you while telling you she’s so sorry. Dies hündin!
In an interview with Australia’s TodayTonight, Boobshit barfed out this nonsense: “I do feel guilty. I feed bad for Sandra. Wait, she doesn’t have any Jewish blood in her, right?”
No, she didn’t say that last part, but she was probably thinking it. Boobshit went on to say, “I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything. She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology. I’m sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it. I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”
Yes, I’m sure Bombshell cried a million tears of guilt when she deposited that $30,000 check into her account at the National Bank of Dumb Whores (my bank of choice). If Bombshell was a self-respecting whore with a drop of class, she wouldn’t have went public. She would’ve simply rang up Vanilla Gorilla and demanded a dumpster load of cash in exchange for her silence. Didn’t she watch Dynasty as a child?!
Obviously, Bombshell did it more for the publicity than the money. Don’t you miss the days when whores weren’t also famewhores? Sigh.
And I’m truly sorry for posting yet another picture of this rainbow of diarrhea. That was a heartfelt apology.
via E! Online