That devious Pedobear somehow snuck onto a billboard announcing Pope Eggs Benedict’s visit to Malta next week! Hmm. I wonder why? Maybe he just dropped in to see how things are going.
The Times of Malta incorrectly identified Pedobear’s wrong ass as a “panda.” Pedobear shouldn’t get to comfortable up there, because they plan to kick him out any day now. But I’m sure he’ll be back…. That bitch ain’t right.