Wino’s Titty Trauma!
Amy Wino’s overstuffed chest balloons have been giving her all sorts of problems ever since she got them shoved in there a little while ago. They probably get in the way when she’s trying to do a no-hands shot off the bar or trying to snort a line of the wrong stuff off a coffee table. All kinds of trouble! Well, The Sun says that Wino’s titty bags have fucked with her life again.
A friend said that Wino went to the hospital on Thursday night after suffering pains coming from her breast implants. The friend went on to say, “She thought she would leave it for a while but the pain got worse. She went into the clinic on Thursday and they kept her under observation. She is waiting for a decision on whether the implants have to come out or not.”
My guess is that all the zombie genes in Wino’s body traveled up to her titty area and started to eat at the implant. Wino has had her fun, but now it’s time to say goodbye to them. She’s in the hospital because of them, which means they are keeping her from the sweet nectar!!! Foolery!
I’m all for chichis made out of melted dildos, but you have to pink slip their asses as soon as they start to mess with your booze time. They have become fun-killers!