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Tiger, one of Satan’s ruthless minions who lives in the body of a 19-year-old house cat in Leeds!
You are not only staring into the eye of the Tiger, but you are also staring into the eye of the evilest of evil! This is according to several postmen who claim that Tiger silently hides behind his pussy door and waits for them to appear so that he can release his blood-thirsty claws and attack their asses. Three postmen say that Tiger has either chased them down the garden path or scratched at them.
They refuse to deliver mail to Tiger’s house, so his owner has to go down to the post office to pick that shit up. She isn’t convinced that Tiger is a postman-shredding pussy of doom, because she says he has a bad back and if he “climbs up a tree, he is done in for the rest of the week.” When she asked the postal hos to show her picture proof of Tiger’s reign of terror, they told her they didn’t have any.
The post office says that they can’t deliver to Tiger’s house if he keeps acting like such a cunt towards their delivery people.
But seriously, Tiger knows not what he has done! Tiger got into his owner’s bottle of Ambien and sort of ate a couple of pills. When Tiger wakes up with blood on his claws and a torn off piece of navy polyester in his mouth, he has no idea what just went down. We all know that Tigers and Ambien don’t mix!
Wait until the postmen check their wives’ cell phones and see the kind of nasty sext messages Tiger has been leaving them.
via Daily Mail