The SATC2 Trailer: Camels, Aiden, And Liza!

April 9, 2010 / Posted by:

Put down your boyfriend pillow, cancel your morning knitting circle and watch this new trailer for Sex & The City 2: Attack of the Dry Crotch. You’ll get bits of Liza, Penny, Aiden, a hillbilly beaver, camels, spikes and hormone pills! You’ll also get a lot of Sarah Jessica Parker still acting like a 12-year-old girl in a Frank Capra movie. I mean, “We’re not in Kansas anymore“? If my friend said shit like that, I’d slap that bitch in the mouth with an erect carrot and take the next cab out of there. Grow up, Carrie! Stop being such a filly.

It looks like half of this cookie dough fiesta takes place in Abu Dhabi. They didn’t actually film Abu Dhabi, because they couldn’t get permission. They filmed those scenes in Morocco instead.

You know what would probably make a better movie? If the ladies were thrown into prison for spraying their horny cougar scent all over Abu Dhabi. Just like how that British couple was thrown into the chokey for kissing in public in Dubai. It could’ve been like Brokedown Palace meets Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Rojo Caliente could’ve played a prison warden. SATC2 doesn’t come out until the end of May, so they still have time for re-shoots!

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