Sandra Bullock Is Taking Care Of Vanilla Gorilla’s Kids

April 9, 2010 / Posted by:

TMZ is hearing that Jesse James’ three chirruns aren’t living with him or their mothers. Apparently, they are staying with Sandra Bullock. What does it all mean?!!!!

This is close to being a side-eye situation, because Vanilla Gorilla shares custody of his two older kids with his first wife. VG has primary custody of his younger daughter Sunny, because her mother Janine James lives in a halfway house. Sandra’s rep recently said that she has zero plans to adopt VG’s three kids.

Some seem to think that this means Sandra is open to welcoming VG back into her jungle. But maybe she’s taking care of the kids, because it’s hard for them to do their school work and play with their toys when daddy’s blasting “Horst-Wessel-Lied” from his bedroom.

Hopefully, Cinnabun snuck into one of the kids’ suitcases and is now chilling at Sandra’s safe house.

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