Open Post: Hosted By A Pet High Chair

April 9, 2010 / Posted by:

If you’re the pet of a crazed cat or dog person who treats you like a real-life human baby (examples: pushes you in a stroller, dresses you in baby clothes), then direct your hate barks or meows toward Spaghetti Cat, because he’s the one to blame for this ridiculousness right here!

Hammacher Schlemmer has put out a pet high chair/torture device for loontardian cat people who don’t like to eat their Easy Mac with canned tuna dinner by themselves.

And maybe I should order one too since I think I’m one of them. I mean, the first part of this post is an open letter to dogs and cats. Like they can read human words and operate a computer! Yeah, I better choose rush delivery.

via Jezebel

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