Garcelle Beauvais Is Not The One
Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon, star of the rare 90s diamond Models Inc., recently found out that her husband of almost 9 years, CAA agent Mike Nilon, has been creeping out on her with a chick in Chicago. Garcelle didn’t pull an Elin by attacking her husband with a club. Instead, Garcelle let everyone in Mike’s office know that his dick has been wandering. Yes, bitch exercised her right to CC EVERYONE! It must have been a sea of side-eyes at Mike’s office that day.
Page Six says that Garcelle titled the e-mail: “Tiger Woods/Jesse James/Mike Nilon”. Garcelle went on to say, “What do they have in common . . . I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!”
This is basically like the classier version of going down to your man’s job and screaming to the receptionist to call his cheating ass out so you can beat him with your shoe.
You know, why didn’t I ever get mass e-mails like that when I worked in an office? The only mass mails I got were about leaving food in the sink and piss on the toilet seat. Not about sluts in Chicago. Boo.
Garcelle didn’t confirm or deny the e-mail, but she had this to say to E!: “My focus at this time is on my kids and healing the pain. There will be no further comment.”
So everyone at Mike’s office can stop hitting the “get mail” button on their inbox, because Garcelle isn’t going to write a sequel anytime soon.