Afternoon Crumbs
What in the name of Playtex is Rachel Bilson wearing? – Popoholic
Shenae Grimes hos it up in the aptly named Dirty Magazine – Egotastic!
Demi Moore’s all-natural kabuki mask face at The Joneses premiere – Lainey Gossip
Boobfail McGee denies being a Nazi. The Nazis just breathed a sigh of relief – The Superficial
The plastic spoon I’m chewing on (I’m easily entertained) looks more organic than Heidi Montag – Hollywood Tuna
The Hugh Jackman of birds! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Americans will have to wait to fap to Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor’s sex scenes – Towleroad
“Hefer” Elvis calls Mischa Barton fat – Celebitchy
Hopefully, Suri Cruise is mailing Stepford Katie’s resignation letter to Tommy Girl – Popsugar
If you’ve ever wanted to see Alfalfa from The Little Rascals movie all grown up and naked, it’s your lucky day (NSFW) – OMG Blog
Blair Waldorf is singular again – Just Jared
The Arrested Development movie is never going to happen – ICYDK
Spring has sprung all over RiRi – Hollywood Rag
Juliette Lewis speaks the crazy: “I feel so sad for the ridicule Tom Cruise got, and he’s such a gracious, caring human being.” – I’m Not Obsessed
Hollywood is just like college! Everyone fucks everyone – Cityrag
Peaches Geldof’s weave makes Brit Brit’s look like it’s ready for its close-up in a Salon Selectives commercial – Holy Moly!