Once Kate Gosselin finishes terrorizing millions with her zombie dance of doom on Dancing with the Never-Wases, she will return to TLC in not one but two new projects. The shiny sparkle on this butt nugget is that Jon Grosselin is not in either show. Yup, so Jon needs to keep spit shining Christian Audigier’s crotch raisins, because he has lawyer bills to pay!
USA Today brings us the news that Kate will star in the vommy titled show Twist of Kate. It gets worse. Kate will travel the country (TO THE SAFE HOUSE!!!) and visit the homes and workplaces of everyday people to walk a mile “in their shoes.”
Does Kate take requests? Because I think we would all like to see her in the shoes of a pirate who is about to walk the plank. Or the shoes of a steak about to be thrown into the lion cage at the zoo (don’t tell Kate that steaks don’t wear shoes). Or the shoes of Tommy Girl’s proctologist. Or the shoes of a Jennifer Aniston impersonator at a Brangeloonie convention. Etc.. etc…
Kate had this to say about her new show, “I want to be out there learning from others, helping to provide insight whenever I can, though I don’t consider myself an expert on anything.”
In addition to Twist of Kate, she will also co-star in a series of Kate Plus 8 specials with the child army.
Twist of Kate will debut on TLC in the Summer along with Sarah Palin’s Alaska. So if you ever want to know what it feels like to laugh, cry and dry heave at the exact same time just turn on TLC in the Summer.