Back To The Shore!

April 8, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Once the cast of Jersey Shore finishes scooting their ass slime all over the city of Miami, they will head back to Seaside Heights to shoot the of the season there. More fist pumpin’ and face punchin’ at Karma! Hopefully, The Grenade is ready to blow again!

MTV said this shit in a statement: “It’s official, the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast began filming Season 2 in Miami. Once the boardwalk heats back up, the series will return to the Jersey Shore to complete the season. The new season is set to premiere Thursday, July 29, at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV.”

Why do they need to wait until the boardwalk “heats back up“? Have they seen how orange those bitches are? They can bring the heat with them. Shit, Pauly D’s complexion can make a Sunflower seed, sprout, bloom and burn up! He’s like walking Photosynthesis. And all of them together can roast a dozen frozen chickens on their skin, and start a fire just by standing over a magnifying glass. There’s no need to wait.

Here’s the Jersey Whores shooting scenes in Miami today. Snooki should probably take her sunglasses to the free clinic, because it looks like it’s already covered in crotch barnacles.

Tags: Jersey Shore

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