Art Imitating Life!

This one is easy. Hugh Jackmeoff and Kate Winslet will star in what has been described as a “raunchy” 5-minute segment in the Farrelly Brothers new movie. Hugh Jackman knows his audience, because Movieline says that he will play (SPOILER ALERT) a man whose man berries are attached to his chin. Someone who apparently read the script explained it like this:

Well, I’ve read it. So I know the secret. And I guess I’ll spoil it, though it’ll probably be funnier as a surprise. […] Jackman’s balls are located under his chin. And no one ‘sides Winslet seems to notice/care.

So it’s a documentary! Hugh has already done plenty of research, so he’s pretty much perfect for this role. It’s also a good excuse for when his wife catches him with huevos on his chin. IT’S RESEARCH!