Afternoon Crumbs

April 8, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

As if seeing Michael Lohan in a tucked-in wife beater wasn’t gross enough, he just had to go and wear a cell phone holster and a tampon purse! There goes my everything! – The Superficial

You know Gayle was jealous that Oprah got to get that close to Sue Sylvester – Lainey Gossip

Sophie Monk on Ralph – Egotastic!

Paris Hilton still exists (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Whoever Michelle Hunziker is, she’s been in a two-piece a lot latey. Apparently. – Hollywood Tuna

Ellen Degeneres hate America – Towleroad

Exciting Development of the Day: Jennifer Aniston…walking…while carrying….an iced…tea – Popoholic

Fergie Ferg gets the sads when mean people like moi call her Fuggie Fug – Celebitchy

A comatose otter could pretend to play a guitar better than RiRi – Just Jared

HAHAHA! Now this is the look for RPattz – Popsugar

The Real L Word needs more Rojo – OMG Blog

Fug’s new favorite couple – ICYDK

Shouldn’t Nicole Richie have a Phd from traffic school already? – Hollywood Rag

HATE IT! – I’m Not Obsessed

Chat roulette piano man is the new Glittery Gay of You Tube (not really) – Cityrag

Rest in peace, Malcolm McLaren – Holy Moly

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