Open Post: Hosted By Miracles

April 7, 2010 / Posted by:

This is the only time I’ve ever wished that I had the ability to get pregnant. Because if I could, I would play this video while I was going into labor. It’s Insane Clown Posse’s video for “Miracles.” Instead of teaching science in school, they should just show every student this video.

It’s like an orgy between every Apple screensaver, a P.M. Dawn video, Daddy Spears dressed like a clown, a Noah’s Ark Lego set, and Shifty from Crazy Town.

And THE LYRICS! If Galileo also wrote poetry…. Here’s a taste from Videogum:

Fucking rainbows after it rains
there’s enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away

I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it’s all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

It’s a fucking miracle that I didn’t melt into a puddle of Faygo after or during this video.

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