Jessica Simpson SANS FARDS On Marie Claire

April 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Marie Claire claims they gave their Photoshoppers and make-up artists the day off when shot Jessica Simpson for their SANS FARDS cover. This cover could also be called “Xtina’s Idea Of Hell.

Jessica says she agreed to go make-up-less in order to promote her new initiative called “A Beautiful Me,” which encourages young girls to love themselves or some shit. Jessica added, “I don’t have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.”

I know most of you are throwing Jess a “Ho Please Stop” look sponsored by Maybelline, but I’m sure she’s telling the truth.

That’s not concealer on her skin. That’s a $5,000 tinted moisturizer made out of charbroiled placentas. That’s not lip gloss on her lips. Ken Paves’ butt blew an air kiss on her lips (his farts shimmer). And that’s not mascara on her lashes. Jess’ lashes are just permanently singed from that time Papa Joe flashed his nipples at her first thing in the morning.

Click here if you wish to see more of SANS FARDS Jess in Marie Claire.

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