Are Stepford Katie’s nipples trying to get closer to Xenu or are her thetans just happy to see us? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Winona Ryder cast in a movie called Cheaters. Unfortunately, Joey Greco is not one of her co-stars – Lainey Gossip
Adrianne Curry’s naked ass continues to take up space on Twitter – Egotastic!
Why doesn’t Roseanne have a morning talk show?! Her rants were made to go with my cup of Sanka and breakfast toke – The Superficial
“Holly Madison licking cream like it’s spooge” should be a Tumblr – Hollywood Tuna
Spirit Airlines is your pigeon head cousin who takes $5 out of your wallet when you ask them to hold your purse while you pee – Towleroad
Cheryl Tweedy was at the wrong side of a bleach spray – Popoholic
Kate Gosselin is a horrific walking nightmare, part infinity – Celebitchy
Please tell me my eyes are tricking my ass and that’s not a landing strip on Adrien Brody’s precious chin – Popsugar
Dear Tina Fey: Yeah, I did that and now I’m my full name is on a list somewhere – OMG Blog
Donald Trump Jr. should never do this again – SOW
And then Hugh Jackman said under his breath, “……with other men.” – I’m Not Obsessed
Dawn French & Lenny Henry are in a divorcing mood – Holy Moly!
BAI LING!!! That is all. – Hollywood Rag
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