Kiely Williams, a former member of 3LW and the Cheetah Girls, is desperately trying to shed her squeaky clean Disney imagine by taking ho shit to the extreme.
The beginning of Kiely’s song “Spectucular” has all the makings of an official theme song for Dlisted (e.g. “Last I remember I was face down, ass up, clothes off, broke off“). I know you’re shaking your head like: “Yup, been there and already told it to the priest in confession.”
But then Kiely takes a sharp right down date rape alley, and that’s when things get uncomfortable (e.g. “I think he pulled a track out when he was blowing my back out! What was I drinking? I can’t believe I blacked out…I must have been on drugs…I hope he used a rubber or Imma be in trouble. Promise I don’t remember, except for rolling over”). Seriously, this song should come with a rape kit.
Dlisted is still in search of a theme song, but the makers of GHB just found theirs!
And the video. THE VIDEO! This bottom of the barrel shit looks it was made using clips from police surveillance footage of a prostitution stakeout in Jersey City, a karaoke video for a 2 Live Crew song and re-enactment scenes from a Dateline NBC special on date rape.